Pummeled Oysters with Bad Attitudes

Running the water all night long might’ve been a mistake. The faucet won’t swing from left to right anymore and the stuff coming out of it sure as shit isn’t water. The plates and cups in the sink will have to be moved to another location while the situation is being sorted out. IMPORTANT: Don’t breathe a word of this to His Majesty; there may be a way to cover this whole thing up before he even finds out. If not, we’re all doing the hot squats for sure. Get the parachutes ready, just in case. And no more singing in the bell tower, and you know why.