Nothing Ventured

Without the cover of the bushes to protect them, twelve young men, many of the unshowered variety, were easily located and driven into the river by a pair of hippopotamuses. Once underwater, the group of men were quickly swept away by the rapids, and those who were not permanently towed under the waves were thrown against the rocks until the guts oozed from their slacken mouths. One of the men did manage to cross the river with his life, but he soon realized that he had crossed over into Montague County, and fuck that. One of the hippos looked across the river at the man and shrugged her shoulders. He quickly swam back across the river, and she kissed him, and the three carried on like horny mice until they were sore, pink and stinky.