An official pardon: Granted

In addition to my previous statement, I would like to express my condolences to all victims of the tragedy. As always, no more that 26% of the victims truly deserved what they got. Further, there are several unlicensed vendors going around doing unflattering impersonations me soliciting a patrol of young boys, and if this doesn't stop, I should at least see a few duccets in royalties. Otherwise, I have little to add, and I move on to the next phase of this ordeal secure in my convictions, proud of my physical stamina, and all the time nude as a bee.