Gretel made Hansel

For a variety of reasons, serial killers are statistically more likely to be bed-wetters. I am hopeful that, when this information is passed around through the gossip networks and idle-chat opportunities that fill your meaningless life, it will cause the end of at least one relationship, owing to the identification of this tell-tale sign. Because of the nature of the serial-killing game, the total number of murders may not be reduced, since the killer could simply move onto someone else, but the culture always benefits from a little shake-up here and there. If you should pass on this little fact, take note of which members of your circle declare an end to their bed-intensive relationships. Now you know who the killer is in your midst. If your first-aid kit isn't presently stocked, go ahead and leave a note for someone to get on that shit.