Vanilla Sorbet? Whatever!

Normal people often misuse the word "factoid" to denote a fact, usually one they consider obscure or otherwise worthy of being made more cute by the addition of the suffix "-oid". In fact, a factoid is defined as a statement that has the appearance of fact, but is not likely to be true. Hence, the common usage of "factoid" runs counter to its definition, and all normal people who make this mistake are fucking dunces. You probably know a few people who do this on a regular basis. These people are the dead-weight in your life, and they require elimination. Misuse of a word is not the charge; but said misuse is positive evidence that this ugly, wretched sot belongs to a class of person known as "normal", and therein lies the litany of reasons to remove this person (or persons) from the rest of your week. If a person is known to be sub-normal (ie, retarded, incorrectly medicated, suffering from the gout, etc.,) they are to be forgiven this trespass and all others short of malevolent violence. We give chances away to those who need them, and all others can suck it up off my titty.