Knocking it over, then up

Re: your latest scheme to get revenge on The Church, I must confess that I'm a little disappointed in your lack communication up to this point. For three months we hear nothing and then, out of the blue, we find a Fed-Ex envelope pinned to the college flag hanging outside my front door. Is this professional? It's certainly not discreet. Further, the pile of napkins enclosed, bearing the scrawled drawings and mad rantings that outline this venture, were, shall we say, in less-than-mint condition. Recycling is always great, but re-using is something you must be more selective about. By any reasonable standard, what you have passed along is a bonafide biohazard, and that's not just my opinion - it's the State's. The page-numbering was also a bit confusing, though I'll grant that switching between Esperanto, Old English and cuneiform symbols as frequently as you do can "loosen up" your attention to such details. As for the plan itself, the wife and I think it's some of your best work yet. Rubber masks will be here in two days (UPS-willing!), and then we'll be hot to trot. I hope your associates in Prague aren't just blowing smoke up your ass this time.