Found in the Sandcrack - Your Soul!

Crippled by hours of repeated blows to the knees and ankles, it will be difficult to ease yourself back into a relaxed state of mind, so we'll understand if your scheduled check-in by phone is, shall we say, not exactly a PG event. For that matter, you can lay off the PC, too, if it'll make you feel better throw down on the lesser races for a few minutes (we promise not to take it personally - we're all friends here.) However, it would behoove us all to ensure that clarity and concision are the watchwords of the night, since setting up another date with a guy like Frau Blisters is bound to be outrageously expensive, plus he'll start bragging around that he's got us as repeat customers. We really need to keep our mailboxes free of that flavor of direct-marketing, as you all know what a time-crunch we're under; even minor distractions will undo a rat-ship like ours.