Lucky Ducks

It's a great thing that milk comes out of breasts, hence through nipples, because that makes it easy to find. If milk was hidden a little better, it may have taken many more years for us to figure out that it was A) There and B) Drinkable. If milk came out of the anus instead of the nipple, we would be some kinky mamba-jambas. Television standards would certainly reflect this more flexible attitude toward what parts of the body we are ashamed of, and dinner-time programs would include elements that you, in your limited world-view, would condsider tasteless. In this alternative reality, however, your grandmother would probably tape these shows and send money to crooked evangelists.