Friday, June 30, 2006

Why I don't blog

I do not blog. Mostly, this is because I am not Jesus. If I was, or if I had enough energy to pretend to his high thrones and sceptre-holder, maybe I would have a minute or two to devote to such horseshit on a regular basis. However, there is something to be said for walking the walk when it comes to living your life in a way TRULY devoted to the tired maxim that you shouldn't care what anyone else thinks of you. From this point, I can make the decision not to blog from a very sturdy pedestal. No more comment is necessary.

Kittens are delicious. If and when the eggs I laid in your still-warm feces crack open and release a swarm of Me all over your comfy little bungalow, we'll chat further. Stay close.

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